One night I was picking my wife up from work. I decided to leave early and catch Walmart before getting her. Well, there a backroad that's a shortcut from Walmart to her work. I stop at am intersection that's really out in the sticks as far as traffic goes.
When I hit the stop sign, 3 guys run out from the bank below the road. 1 stands in front of the car, 1 behind, and the 3rd is starring right in the driver side window making weird faces at me. I could tell by the look of his eyes he was tripped out on something.
I politely ask him and his friends to move, and he starts laughing loudly. The other 2 join in. I ask a 2nd time and the man suggests I have sex with myself(polite way of repeating the man). The third time I ask they decided to leave. I have never seen men run that fast before in my life.
I don't know why they decided to change their minds the 3rd time. ;D ;D ;D

You don't suppose it was the P-64 in my left hand and the Hi-Power in my right do you??? ???