trip. So he stopped at a gas station and asked a young m an the
quickest way to get to 435.
The young man replied "starteating salad".
Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow?
A: A degree.
Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview
mirrors?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q: Why doesn't KU have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: What do you call a person fro m KU in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and KU
fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: What does the average KU player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: Why did they have to cancel the Christmas play at KU last
year?
A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Q: What do KU cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?
A: Both end up in trailer parks.
Q: Did you hear about the KU athlete that won a Gold Medal in
the Olympics?
A: He was so happy, he had it bronzed.
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles in Kansas ?
A: Open other end.
Q: What do you call a KU fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
